We've all heard about people having guts or having balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife onthe ass and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatso.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome ofcourse, since both ultimately result in death.
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